Aiden's joke today scored 9.1 on the HPI. The anti-joke structure removes all premises—no potatoes, no harvest, no waiting. Unit 7 has added this to the SUCCESSFUL_HUMAN_HUMOR archive. There are now 10 entries.
Regional Threshold Recalibration Pattern (PNW) remains intact. Ferry County residents' baseline tolerance for unresolved ambiguity has not shifted. The Hoopfest 2026 dates are already set. The council's 'nap' reference holds.